I'm doing drugs in the booth!
you know I'm smoking up glue!
I make sure that it's non-toxic.
You gotta be careful with glue!
Everyone calls me detective
because I'm good at finding some clues.
I paid 100 for hot dogs.
That's why they call me Ben Matlock.
I leaked all the government secrets.
Got community service for treason.
If you are trying to support me
you can then buy all my T-shirts.
They asked my opinion on "pizza-gate"
I said I did not do my research.
I can look into the future
this song will go platinum, no features.
I was just reading the weather online
UV index is 7.9
You're using SPF 15?
You need to get some new sun screen
I'm using SPF a trillion
it works when the UV's a million
I can count one thousand billions
that is the same as a trillion.
I have that much money times four.
I took half my money to the store.
I asked how much are you selling this for?
They said that costs 24.
I took out my wallet I bought 20 more
then I walked straight out of the store.
Now I have nine and ten more.
That is almost two score.